I was at my aunt’s house last month when she had us cracking up with this little story:

Her granddaughter wanted to use her mom’s cell phone.

Her mom asked her, “Who are you calling?”

Granddaughter responds, “I’m calling Jesus!”

Mom says, “Really, what’s his number?”

Granddaughters says, “666-111”

Mom replies, “That’s not Jesus’s number, that’s the devil’s number!”

Granddaughters comes back with, “Oh, then 12345.”

Mom comes back just as quick with, “Well, you better use Nanna’s phone then cause that’s long distance!”

CSD